Foolam’s Folly


Best Concert of 2007: why, it’s Neil, and yes, I got choked up…
December 27, 2007, 7:31 am
Filed under: music, rock

So Neil Young was blowing into town for what I assumed was support of his new album “Chrome Dreams II” (I don’t have it yet, as anyone can tell you, I’m a vinyl addict, so I’m waiting until Jan. 8th when it comes out in my favorite black plastic format.)  I assumed it would be at the usual horrible venue of Madison Square Garden, where I had last seen him (thanks to an industry connection box seat, with food and booze.)  This was during the Greendale tour, and while I enjoyed the show, I did not feel inspired to buy the album (strange, since I own a good majority of all his other albums, even the much maligned but entertaining to me “Trans”.)  Busy with work and what not, I let it slip under my radar that it was not the usual MSG concrete stadium horror show (no free press box seat nd booze this time), but instead was going to be six nights at a somewhat small (3000 capacity) church turned performance hall in Washington Heights, the United Palace Theater.  Two fseperate riends who went the first night raved that it was one of the best shows they have ever seen him do.  My pal John Neilson said something to the effect of “he was on fire like I haven’t seen him in years”, or something to that effect.  Ok, seeing Mr. Young several times since the late 80s, I knew I had to go.  All shows sold out, and so wanting the avoid the hideous fees of “professional” scalper sites (who probably bought up a third of the tickets, thanks douchebags, well, that’s business), it was Craigs List to the rescue!  I ended up going the final night, and have great regrets…that I only went one night.While there were tickets available on all nights, it was harder to get them for the last evening of the run, but I’m glad I did.  Not even the scalpers outside had any tickets for sale, there was quite a buzz/vibe/whatever ya wanna call it in the air.  Seems like everyone had been hearing about what amazing shows there



Byrne, baby, Byrne
December 10, 2007, 4:38 pm
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Ok, hope some here might get a kick out of this little story.  My friendEddie and his wife took a flight to Austin, TX  to visit family and spendNew Years.  They went to see a jump blues band featuring the former bassplayer for the Fabulous Thunderbirds.  Being a bass player himself, Eddietalked to him for a while after the show.  The Thunderbirds bassist hadspent four years in prison at some point in his recent past for sellingherion.  Al Jourgensen was one of his clients, and he told a tale of Alchasing a broken-off needle up his arm with a razor blade to get it out.Rock stars can be so funny, huh?  Anyways, this is just an aside, the DavidByrne tale is as follows:When Eddie and his wife were flying back to NYC, their flight was delayedfor three hours.  They sat down and prepared for the long wait.  A coupleminutes later, David Byrne plops himself down a couple  seats away fromthem.  He has his luggage next to him, pulls out a laptop, opens it up andstarts working.  A few minutes later, he gets up and, leaving his luggageand TURNED ON AND OPEN laptop behind, takes a stroll.  The stuff sat therefor something like a half hour, until airport security came over.  A fewminutes later some more security come over with a bomb sniffing dog, andstart going over his luggage and computer. An announcent is made: “Mr. DavidByron, would Mr. David Byron please come to security.”  Eddie asks what willhappen.  ”We have to take it away, it’s been left alone.”  ”Wait, I know whothe guy is, let me see if he’s in the bathroom or something.”Eddie goes into the bathroom, spots a couple people’s legs under variousstalls.  ”Is David Byrne here?” he asks.  ”Yeah.” came a nervous voice fromone of the stalls.  ”Airport security is taking your luggage away.”  Eddiesaid that David Byrne pulled a total “George Costanza”.  He came rushing outthe stall, pulling up his pants which were till down at his knees,exclaiming “Shit, shit, shit!”.They got on the flight, which may have been held a little longer while “Mr.Byron” sorted out his luggage problems.



circa February 2007 in Germany
December 9, 2007, 5:49 pm
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From an email sent to a good friend from the WONDERFUL city of Berlin (no sarcasm there, I enjoyed my time there very much, and will return…) Saw Wolfmother tonight. Har har…I have a like/not always like relationship with that band, but they did rock (but other bands do the 70s rock thing better), the Germans loved them. Germans make for GREAT rock audiences. Califone played to a pretty full (for the club) audience, maybe 75 to 100 people, and they were loved and cheered on for an encore (and favorite songs acknowledged.) Wolfmother (or as I jokingingly have been saying in my head with a German accent VULF MOOTER!) played to a few thousand people who were super enthusiastic. Ya know how in NYC at some bigger shows the singer trys to get the audience going with handclaps, and maybe a third the crowd does it for 15 seconds or so (have to admit I am one of the lazy ones!) Well, at this show the crowd started it numerous times, everybody into it. They love rock in Berlin (well, techno, dub, etc, too, and some punks around as well.) What was interesting was the crowd. In NYC at a show like this, the majority of the audience would be well under 30. But at this show I would say a third of the crowd was 30 or over, and I kid you not that besides numerous folks in my age range (late 30s to early 40), I saw at least a couple people who had to be 50 !  It was not like one of those shows were I look around and all I see are early 20 somethings and I start to feel older. It seems like there are more people here who stay seriously into music (or at least going out) as they get older. Nice. At Califone, saw one German couple who were somewhere in that end of 40 or beginning of 50 bracket, and they were the most excited and loudest people at the show in regard to their cheering. Interesting.Bobby Conn rules! I had a great time seeing them in Philadelphia at lil ol Kyber Pass a few years ago. They rocked. Like Queen.



on Ian Curtis tennis shoes & using rock icons to sell “product”
December 8, 2007, 5:11 pm
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S.I.C.K….or is it awesome? Or is it just “wrong”? Or is it just
challenging our “sacred beliefs”? Or do I not know what the fuck I’m
talking about? (I think I’ll go with that one.)

Yeah, that fucking VW ad with Nick Drake. Also add to that Nike using
Stooges “Search and Destroy” a few years ago. But I guess Iggy’s bank
account was a little better after that (if he owns publishing of Stooges
music.)



mothers of invention
December 7, 2007, 2:17 am
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It’s lonely being a Zappa fan. I would say that 9 out of ten music lovers I
know can’t deal with his stuff at all, my friends (save one or two) hate
him. A high-end audio designer I knew (now deceased) used Zappa’s symphonic
lps to drive people out of the room at high-end audio shows when it was time
to shut things down for the night.